Dr. Seuss for Breastfeeding Mums

Would you breastfeed in the park?
Would you breastfeed in the dark?
Would you breastfeed with a Boppy?
And when your boobs are feeling floppy?

I would breastfeed in the park,
I would breastfeed in the dark.
I’d feed with or without a Boppy.
Floppy boobs will never stop me.

Can you feed with your seat belt on?
Can you feed from dusk till dawn?
Though she may pinch me, bite me, pull,
I will breastfeed `till she’s full!

Can you breastfeed and make some soup?
Can you breastfeed and feed the group?
It makes her healthy strong and smart,
Mummy’s milk is the perfect start!

Would you breastfeed at the game?
Would you breastfeed in the rain?
In front of those who dare complain?
I would breastfeed at the game.
I would breastfeed in the rain.

As for those who protest lactation,
I have the perfect explanation.
Mummy’s milk is tailor made
It’s the perfect food, you need no aid.

Some may scoff and some may wriggle,
Avert their eyes or even giggle.
To those who can be cruel and rude,
Remind them breast’s the perfect food!

I would never scoff or giggle,
Roll my eyes or even wiggle!
I would not be so crass or crude,
I KNOW that this milk’s the perfect food!

We make the amount we need
The perfect temp for every feed.
There’s no compare to milk from breast-
The perfect food, above the rest.

Those breastfeeding smiles are oh so sweet,
Mummy’s milk is such a treat.
Human milk just can’t be beat.

I will breastfeed, in any case,
On the street or in your face.
I will not let my baby cry,
I’ll meet her needs, I’ll always try.
It’s not about what’s good for you,
It’s best for babies, through and through.

I will breastfeed in my home,
I will breastfeed when I roam.
Leave me be lads, leave me be ma’am.
I will breastfeed, Mum I am.